If you would like to get in touch with me, and why wouldn’t you, I can be reached at email@example.com. Such a creative email address, I know!
Feel free to reach out
- just to say hi
- to seek advice on important life issues
- to ask burning personal questions (can’t guarantee I’ll answer them, but always worth a try!)
- to send me large amounts of money
- to offer me a book deal
- to offer me a talk show
- if you need help solving a crime
- if you are Jon Hamm and you want to bone or Tina Fey and you want to be my mentor
- to propose (royalty only)
Or, to share YOUR awkward stories. You know I’d love to hear them!
(My empathetic listener pose.)