Today while perusing The Facebook, I stumbled across someone who’d named their child “Kale.” Don’t ask me who this person is, I literally have no idea. I am a creep!
Anyway, I was discussing this um, unique name with my sister and we have now decided we’ll be naming all of our future children after tasty foods. The catch: they all have to actually sort of sound like attractive human names. Offense intended, Gwyneth.
Here’s what we have so far:
Kale (thanks, Facebook lady)
Clementine (courtesy of my roommate)
Colby Jack (great one from the sis)
Aaaaaand that is all. A few discarded options included Pesto, Crab Dip and Leftover Curry. All great choices but ultimately just missing a little something special. We need your help! There must be more. We are desperate for your input as we are both very serious and passionate about this quest to fill the earth with a generation of deliciously named babies. Best answer gets to be the dad!
Gross, nope. That last sentence was a joke! Totally serious about the other stuff, though. Help us!