You know what? I’m done with winter. I’m just done! The end, good bye, done. This morning I woke up freezing, despite sleeping under 6 blankets, while wearing 4 shirts, reindeer print flannel pants, knee socks and regular socks. I had hat hair ALL day, my blouse was all staticky and at then, at happy hour (congrats on getting your MBA Alli! You’re a bizniss laday!), there were no tables/chairs/hooks available so I had to stand and hold my giant, 350 billion pound wool coat all awkward and clunky and uncomfortable and it was just the w-o-r-s-t worst. I thought to myself: “Self! Cheer up. Someday, somehow, something will come along to remind you that life’s not as bad as you think. (Oh, and PS. Your cleave looks fantastic today!)”
Well. How could I have believed that, not only was life not as bad as it seemed…it was much, much, MUCH better:
Crank it, you guys. Now crank it in reverse.
** PS: Thanks to Dre (and her blackberry storm) for the tip!