It’s always exciting when you’re in the beer line at a party (at your own house) and a dude (who’s met you several times before) comes up to you in the beer line and says “Hey Sexy.”
And then you (flirting) say “Did you just call me sexy?”
And he (horrified) says “No!! I just called you Lexie…isn’t that your name?”
I know I’m supposed to have a secret identity, but I’ll tell y’all one thing: my name sho’ ain’t Lexie.