Hello, internet. Welcome to my blog and thank you for stopping by. As you may have guessed from the title, this is the blog of one awkward girl for one awkward year of her always awkward life.
Hijinks will ensue.
In trying to come up with an acceptable topic for my first blog post – would it be my smooth moves with the menfolk? my inability to eat without spilling on myself? tales of dressing as my company’s mascot? my penchant for wearing granny panties? – it dawned on me that there’s nothing much more awkward than an inaugural blog post.
I mean, what do I say? Do I introduce myself? Hello Blogworld, I’m a 25-year-old bottom of the totem pole publicist living in NYC. I like cheese, Criminal Minds and wine. Best enjoyed together. But to introduce myself would be to assume that any of the readers of this blog don’t already know me and I highly doubt that. It’s a big no on the introduction, then.
What to say, what to say? This blog post feels like a bad first date.
So I say we just put this date behind us and move on to the hanky panky. Stop back tomorrow for what’s guaranteed to be a great read. I may even learn to upload photos.
Ps. Please bear with the current pathetic visuals of this blog. My computer skills are pretty limited (read: I can barely type) but I do promise a sassy new layout soon. Maybe.